Morning

A valve amplifier playing Bert Jansch's "Needle of Death" at a lightnin' fast 220 bpm.

Morning

Professor Kettlewell's robot on its way to an unprovoked, gratuitously cruel, merciless, unrestrainedly excessive, capricious and unjust orgy of wanton carnage in the tunnel.

Morning

Bananas 60c

Afternoon

A piano and upright bass duo play Fats Waller's "You're Not the Only Oyster in the Stew". They've set up much too close to a woodwind, guitar and vocal trio playing arrangements of liturgical plainchant by Hildegard of Bingen. Unfortunately the combination often creates accidental augmented 4th harmonies, also known as diabolus in musica or "The Devil's Interval", which terrify passing commuters.

Morning

"Three Furies for Solo Tuba", performed by a carrot.

Morning

Bananas 80c

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Paul Bremer, ex-head of the Iraq provisional government, was interviewed by Fran on Radio National this morning. I'm pretty sure he said "Australia is one of our most stench-arse supporters."

Afternoon

King Neptune and his Switched-on Seaweeders perform some Gilbert & Sullivan light opera numbers from HMS Pinafore and The Pirates of Penzance.